Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Strawberry pear

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What is the definition of strawberry pear? 🙋

👉 Okay, let’s tackle the frankly rather prickly and occasionally bewildering concept of… strawberry pear! 🍑🖤🤯.


Now, traditionally, when you hear "strawberry pear," your immediate thought probably bounces somewhere around a beige, slightly disappointing pear with a bit too much pink drizzle on it. And honestly? You wouldn't be entirely off-base. That postal service of a fruit, the commercially available strawberry pear, exists! It’s essentially a pear that has been aggressively flirted with by a vat of really determined freeze-dried strawberries and then given a very earnest, slightly confused shrug. 6/10, would not recommend unless you're into beige disappointment. Here's what we actually mean , however – the real, literary strawberry pear—it’s this wonderfully, terribly odd little fruit in the 19th century American short story of the exact same name by Thornton Oakley! (Don't look for it at Whole Foods. Unless they have a freakishly well-stocked import section.) The original, and frankly far weirder, strawberry pear is described as having flesh that tastes exactly like strawberries, but when you cut into it, the inside...splits into this horrifying, almost sentient, two-toned swirl of scarlet and bruised purple. It’s not just a weird colour, apparently. There are rumours, within the short story, that if you eat one too late at night, you start to

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